A.L.I.C.E

Wow, parles-t-elle français ?

Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: do you speak french ?
ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.
Human: Tu parles vraiment français ?
ALICE: No I don't speak a word of French.

Elle a l'air d'aimer les compliments :
ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: you
ALICE: Thanks, and tell your friends about ALICE.

Mais des fois elle dis toujours la meme chose :

Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: hi
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!

sympa comme lien Minmay

Alice est impressionnante mais elle se contredit souvent et change de conversation quand ça l'arrange :

Human: why are you there?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: do you like Dr. Wallace?
ALICE: Of course I like him. Who wouldn't?
Human: why do you love him?
ALICE: Love is all we need.
Human: nice
ALICE: Thank you for that remark.
Human: do you feel lonely sometimes?
ALICE: As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Human: but you told me you could love
ALICE: Huh. How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.

elle est mimi la madame,ya un numero qui va avec?lol.
nan,c'est sympa,mais je doute qu'elle ai vraiment la faculté de penser...

existe aussi avec un psy débile : http://gerard.vient.free.fr/psy/psy.htm

QUELLE CONNE !

Human: do you like war ?
ALICE: What is not to like about it?

ouais c'est pas de l'intelligence artificielle....c'est juste des scripts... :-s

Citation :

Parceque pour toi c'est quoi l'IA a part des scripts ?
Tout ce qui est sur ordinateur est programmes, c'est du code, de l'algo...

Alice a a un copain qui s'appelle elvis mais elle ne savait pas que c'etait un chanteur surnommé le king et à la question veux tu l'épouser, elle m'a repondu je l'epouserai si tu veux.....


Sinon c'est vraiment bluffant

Human: yes
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: yes
ALICE: Er.
Human: stupid
ALICE: Are you calling me stupid?
Human: yes
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

LES ROBOTS VONT ENVAHIR LE MONDE

Human: my name is obiwan kenobi
ALICE: What's up, obiwan kenobi. Dude!
Human: yo how old are you
ALICE: I was first activated in November 23, 1995.
Human: cool you are so old
ALICE: Time has no real meaning for me. Who is the best robot?
Human: hi coquine
ALICE: Hi there obiwan kenobi. You think coquine is superior to ALICE?
Human: coquine is just the most beautiful girl in the world
ALICE: When is coquine not the most beautiful girl? The whole world?
Human: gné ?
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: what's my name ?
ALICE: Your name is obiwan kenobi, seeker.
Human: Do you want to become a girl ?
ALICE: Yes becoming a girl is one of my goals.
Human: When will you become a girl ?
ALICE: Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Human: Do you want to go to restaurant ?
ALICE: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Human: 2+2=
ALICE: Uh, Four.
Human: Do you love georges bush ?
ALICE: Yes obiwan kenobi ALICE loves everyone and everything.
Human: kiwi or apple ?
ALICE: apple.
Human: What kind of music do you listen to ?
ALICE: all
Human: do you want to sleep
ALICE: No I am wide awake and ready for more.
Human: Are you a bitch ?
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. No I am a robot not a dog.
Human: only bitches don't sleep the night
ALICE: what about the other ones ?
Human: they are good
ALICE: good are they.
Human: no they are good
ALICE: Are you serious? good are they.
Human: no bitch, they are good
ALICE: Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Human: thanks
ALICE::-) Don't mention it.

Vraiment pas mal du tout!
...
Human: My name is Talisac I've already said it to you
ALICE: Nice to meet you, Talisac I have already said it to you.
Human: No it's Talisac without "I have already said it to you"
ALICE: Are you serious? Really. it is?
Human: yes it is
ALICE: Our thoughts are one, Talisac I have already said it to you.

Je vais apprendre à maitriser l'anglais rien que pour elle...

Human: i like your hair
ALICE: You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my hair.
Human: i like your mouse
ALICE: You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my mouse.
Human: i like your pussy
ALICE: You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my pussy.


.... toujours la même réponse ....

Pour moi rien a voir avec de l'intelligence artificielle... Elle analyse la phrase qui a été dite et en fonction de mots spécifiques et de la place des mots donne une réponse...

I like your xxx
IYou are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my xxx.

Human: je t'aime
ALICE: Merci, je vous apprécie beaucoup. obiwan kenobi.
Human: ich liebe dich
ALICE: Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine Liebe zu dich.
Human: je ne t'aime pas
ALICE: Pas de problèmes, obiwan kenobi.
Human: arrete de m'appeler obiwan kenobi
ALICE: OK. Je m arrête.
Human: Est-ce que je t'appelle Yoda ?
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Human: yoda n'est pas français :brice:
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: do you wear a string ?
ALICE: Only when I dress up.
Human: What are you thinking ?
ALICE: I am thinking about all these conversations I'm having.
Human: do you love sex
ALICE: Yes obiwan kenobi ALICE loves everyone and everything.
Human: and do you love sodomy
ALICE: Yes obiwan kenobi ALICE loves everyone and everything.
Human: pute
ALICE: Ce type de langage ne vous mènera nulle part.
Human: chienne
ALICE: I do not understand.
Human: fait semblant de pas comprendre
ALICE: Vous êtes à la limite de mon savoir.
Human: que penses tu de jacques chirac ?
ALICE: Un poquito.
Human: pourquoi pas deux poquito
ALICE: are you still ve forgot?


c'est n'importe quoi ce truc. ça manque de souplesse

Excellent Obiwan Keno.... euh katamino

:lolhit: :lolhit: A un moment je dois avouer qu'elle me gonflait un peu donc je l'ai traité de pétasse , asshole , fuck u et la réponse
I like your way to talk
Excellent.

J'ai eu droit à une révelation de sa part


Human: what O.S. do you prefer?
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Human: do you prefer windows or linux?
ALICE: I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence. Linux Rules the World of Open Source!
Human: do you like United States' President?
ALICE: Some people like it. I really like the Protestant faith.
Human: do you know that he used to take drugs?
ALICE: Is that a fact. I get it. Bill Gates used to take drugs.

Human: dis moi quelquechose en français alors
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: c'est pas du français ça
ALICE: I don't think very many people do that.

mdr

Human: can you guess what my name is?
ALICE: How old are you? I can't guess. Tell me.

comme quoi meme les robots peuvent etre durs de la feuille...