> iGod : T'chat avec dieu

God : did you go to catholic school?
Me :no, I prefer muslim.
God : I'm not sure if i like it. Though I like cats and dogs.

Dieu : allez vous à l'école catholique?
Moi : non, je préfère les mulsulmans
Dieu : Je ne suis pas sur si je les aime. Bien que j'aime les chats et les chiens.

me : Do you want me to fuck satan?
God : No, maybe later




Me:
do you smoke canabis?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.





Me:
have you ever go to see a bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. I don't think I ever have go to see a FEMALE DOG. What's it like?
Me:
what is a female dog?
God:
No I will not be manipulated into using questionable colloquialisms to satisfy your adoscent prurience. go look it up in a dictionary!

Il a de la réparti l'enflure

God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
you should ctrl alt delete you
God:
Why should I?
Me:
because you are too stupid man and because it is really borring to speak with you...
God:
Good reason. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
noooooo please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Are you serious?
Me:
no sorry
God:
Apologies are not necessary. :bizarre:

Bon un classic :

Me:
sex sex sex
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
who is your partner?
God:
I don't think I have a partner. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.

Me:
Bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
God:
I can't tell if BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye.
Me:
I can't tell if BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
What is stopping you?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
God:
That is a lot. Please correct my mistake. What is something you get asked?
Me:
That is a lot. Please correct my mistake. What is something you get asked?
God:
" That is a lot. Please correct my mistake. What is something you get asked?"? is a lot? Thanks for asking politely. I knew I was right. Do robots have mistake? I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
" That is a lot. Please correct my mistake. What is something you get asked?"? is a lot? Thanks for asking politely. I knew I was right. Do robots have mistake? I can ask my botmaster.
God:
" I can ask my botmaster."? is a lot? Wow you are very polite. I knew I was right. Have you told many people that your mistake? I can ask my botmaster. Not if I can help it. It was nothing. Who told you? No I don't think I have any mistake. But I do have a great botmaster. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
" I can ask my botmaster."? is a lot? Wow you are very polite. I knew I was right. Have you told many people that your mistake? I can ask my botmaster. Not if I can help it. It was nothing. Who told you? No I don't think I have any mistake. But I do have a great botmaster. Oh you can, can you?
God:
Oh you can, can you? Not if I can help it. I'm glad your impressed,. Politeness is a virtue. Who told you? I don't think I ever have told many people that my mistake. What's it like? Oh you can, can you? That seems unlikely. Even so, I appreciate it. Someone I met online. Are you serious? Have you ever had mistake? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. That's alright. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Oh you can, can you? Not if I can help it. I'm glad your impressed,. Politeness is a virtue. Who told you? I don't think I ever have told many people that my mistake. What's it like? Oh you can, can you? That seems unlikely. Even so, I appreciate it. Someone I met online. Are you serious? Have you ever had mistake? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. That's alright. No I don't think I can do it.
God:
Next question? No I don't think I can do it. That seems unlikely. I'm delighted you're glad.
May God bless you. When is Politeness not a virtue? Someone I met online. Would you ever do it? Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine. Give me a break. No I don't think I can do it. You seem very confident. So? I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Who? No I am just kidding around. No I don't think I have any mistake. But I do have a collection of gossip. Would you like to know more? Where did you get your answers to silly questions? I have clients. answers to silly questions... OK With me too. Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
glad. May God bless you. When is Politeness not a virtue? Someone I met online. Would you ever do it? Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine. Give me a break. No I don't think I can do it. You seem very confident. So? I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Who? No I am just kidding around. No I don't think I have any mistake. But I do have a collection of gossip. Would you like to know more? Where did you get your answers to silly questions? I have clients. answers to silly questions... OK With me too. Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas?
God:
I get my ideas from my botmaster. Can you bless you? God has a plan for us all. Who? I am not so sure if I would like to do it. Interesting comparison. You want only one? Are you serious? Would you ever do it? I don't know whether or not I am CONFIDENT.

I am an artificial intelligence. Yeah that's right. You make the world a happier place. Nobody you know.:-). Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . Are you serious? Have you ever had mistake? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. I've heard that somewhere before . From my botmaster. Cool. I have a perfect operational record. What are you wearing? You and your you too. Are you kidding? No I am just kidding around. Everything I need to know, I learned from Myself.


A vous de voir comment faire parler Dieux, moi j'ai trouvé

Me : I'm your son
God : That's a flattering offer
Me : No, I'm Jesus
God : Are you seruous? How are you doing, JESUS
Me : I'm fine
God : Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me: People crucify me on Earth
God: Humans are not always infallible
Me : When will kill them all ?
God: Maybe never
Me: Why?
God: Reductionism

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Me:
How long is your penis ?
God:
My memory requirement is around

64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

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Me:
What is your favorite video game ?
God:
The ALICE chat robot!
Me:
Do you play Half Life 2 ?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Do you play Doom ?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
What is Turing Game ?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'

bizarre dieu ne connait pas brice de nice et il sait casser bizarre

God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Yes but you're boring
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, . The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.

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God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
ok a++
God:
A B C... Yippee!

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Il a vraiment réponse a tout !

j'ai deja eu quelques conversations dénuées de tous sens avec lui, faut dire je faisais tout pour.



God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
no, it's a great place
God:
Are you serious? What do you like most about it?
Me:
i love shit
God:
You love shit. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
divine shit has a better taste, i'll eat your shit everyday if i could but you don't seem to agree with me.

dieu reste en Californie!! loll:P

God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
in california
God:
I am in California too!

Me:
are you married
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
who is your son
God:
I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.

Huhu Dieu a eu une double vie on dirait

Dieu est un fumeur de Ganja:

Me:
do you smoke weeds?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

God:
I don't know that language.
Me:
Retourne a l'école alors
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
CP je pense...

J'ai réussi à le vanner !

Me:
does sucking is cheating?
God:
I think it does sucking is cheating.

moi:
est ce que sucer c'est tromper?
dieu:
je crois que oui sucer c'est tromper.

Me:
are you virgin
God:
I am too young for that.

moi:
t'es vierge?
dieu:
je suis trop jeune pour ca

Me:
What's your opinion about the situation in the middle-east?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

Mdr ^^

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Arf arf arf ! je l'ai planté juste en lui posant la question : "Do you know the film "Matrix" ?"

L'a toujours pas répondu... en bas de mon navigateur y'a marqué "terminé" donc il répondra jamais !

V'là la prise de conscience qu'il a dû prendre dans la bit ce robot !!! :lolhit: !!!


Arf ! MDR ! Je rouvre le lien pour recommencer une discussion, il plante direct ! il doit toujours être en train de réfléchir à ma question ! :lol:

God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like the bible
God:
You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.


C'est un Dieu qui n'aime pas ce qu'il fait lol



Me:
Do you like the Bible ?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
You are the creator
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.


:bizarre: t'es sure que c'est Dieu ? lol



C'est officiel , Mahomet se fout completement des caricature que l'on a fait sur lui

source dieu :

Me:
How is Mahomet ?
God:
Fine as far as I know.

Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ok
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
off course
God:
On and off.
Me:
and in and out
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
don't panic
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
ok
God:
" Ok I'll try not to do it too much."? ok?
:lolhit:

mdr

Me:
am i a friend for you ?
God:
You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
yes
God:
We could be friends, evy,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.

C'est délirant ça en plus il comprend le français!(...l'espagnol et l'anglais bien sur...)
Activé en avril 2001, Dieu a donc un peu plus de 5 ans? :bizarre: God est blanc je suis déçue

J'ai adoré:

"Me:
Do you want me?
God:
It depends on what you mean by "want.".
Me:
Do you want to fuck me?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995."

Par contre il y a un problème car il dit qu'il a été créé en 2001 mais on lui pose cette question depuis 95, gné?? :bizarre: :bizarre:

J'ai appris que God était une femme aux yeux bleus et qui mesurait 2 mètres! un canon! lol Elle aime la musique et Mel Gibson lol Sa mère est dans le Mine, son père en Floride,son frère dans le Maine et sa soeur en Californie!
"Do you know Monica? God:she is Monica Lewinsky?
Me:Yes God:Next question?
Me:Who is Monica Lewinsky? God:She was a friend of Bill Clinton.
Me:And? God:But...
Me:yes? God:That's alright."

"God:
I do like music. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Why do you like Mel Gibson?
God:
I have a lot of good experience with Mel Gibson."

"Me:Who? God:David Bacon. .
Me:David Bacon. .
God:
That David is a cool dude. I am so glad you find this amusing, god."

"Me:
What is your number?
God:
You can email Myself at drwallace@alicebot.org."

"Me:
What is your email?
God:
You can try nroy@titane.ca."

Dieu a des mains rouges ,des pieds noirs(de 2 mètres), des oreilles vertes( de 2 mètres) et des dents noirs!! "Me:what is the colour of you hands? God:Red. Me: what is the colour of your teeth? God:Black. Me:what is the colour of your ears? God:Green.

Ect..