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Ce n'est pas la peine de me demander l'adresse, je ne la connais pas

Des frangins qui font du pianos sans les mains.
Mais comment font-ils ?
Je vous laisse découvrir en regardant la vidéo.
Impressionnant non ?

Merci à Sweetchica pour le lien.

• Vidéo (3 Mo | WMV) : Lien Direct | Lien eMule

Allez vous résister a une budlight ?
Je vous le conseille, sinon vous risquez de finir en mauvaise posture...

• Vidéo (1 Mo | WMV) : Lien Direct | Lien eMule

C'est en anglais, si vous êtes sages (surtout si j'y arrive), je le traduirai

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: (new 2003 version)

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

6. She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

10. She is not a prostitute - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORIALLY SUPERIOR.

12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

Lire la suite...

Une souris pour les filles et une souris pour les garçons, comme ça pas de jaloux

Télécharger le fichier pps (120 Ko) sur : [ le Web] ou [ eDonkey2000 / eMule ]

Où a t-elle bien pu rangé son portable ?

• Vidéo (1,7 Mo | MOV) : Lien Direct

A man suspected of SARS is lying in bed with a mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies: "I don't know Mr. *****, I'm only here to wash yourface and hands."
He struggles again to ask: "Are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies: "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Nurse," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced: "Nothing wrong with your testicles."
At this the man pulled off his mask and asked again: "I SAID...Are my TESTS RESULTS BACK!!!???"

Il a du faire une grosse bétise !