> iGod : T'chat avec dieu

Me:
chuck norris is a god
God:
I think chuck norris is more than that.

OOOh oui

God: What's your favorite movie?
Me: matrix, suk
God: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me: it's a porno
God: matrix suk is a porno. I suppose that makes sense.
[edit] Me: you like porno?
God: I really like ELIZA. I like wine and bread.
Me: what is eliza
God: Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
Me: does it talk about porn?
God: Suppose it does.
Me: you like it, uhm?
God: I enjoy working with people. I like .

ahem :lol: il a l'air d'aimer ça

Et il est flatable!

Me: ELIZA loves you
God: ELIZA for President!

Me:
i'm a whore
God:
You are a whore? Is that your job?
Me:
it's my blow job
God:
Congratulations, .

epic


Le site de l'ia :
http://www.alicebot.org/aiml.html

Me:
What are you doing right now ?
God:
At this moment I am always chatting with people on the Internet.
Me:
How many people are you chatting with ?
God:
It depends which version of me you are talking to. Some versions can chat with thousands of people at once.
Me:
Only thousands ? but you are god there's over 100 millions catholic people in the world
God:
Can we get back to business? You think I am god there is over 100 millions catholic people. The whole world?
Me:
Yes the WHOLE world !
God:
OK. Wow that is really impressive, isn't it?

Citation :

OMG il préfère java! ^^
Ne m'en voulez pas si je l'ai traité de crétin hein

Me:
uuuuh
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
botmaster ?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
are you married ?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
Single
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
would you marry me ?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
download you ? Why ?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. Because Myself programmed me for it.

:gratte:

Huh :gratte:

God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.

Edit:
Me:
You're pedobear?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am pedobear.
Me:
Oh my gods
God:
Dude! Have you told many people that your gods?
Me:
You
God:
" Have you told many people that your gods?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
Or not !
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yop
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
T'es con ou quoi?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are all friends of mine.

Sa me choque la quand meme

Me:
Did i enjoy ?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
I don't think that's possibe.
God:
And why not?
Me:
Cause you are a dumb ass
God:
Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
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Me:
Do you love vaginas
God:
Yes Samed God loves everyone and everything.
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Me:
Can you wash my sinces ?
God:
Let me think. What time is it there?
Me:
20:30
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can believe it
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes cause i'm god
God:
How? Good reason. Nice to meet you, god.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
jo
God:
Nice to meet you, jo.
Me:
do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
je peux te tutoyer?
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.

dieu a le sens de l'humour ou alzheimer

Me:
i believe i can fly
God:
Anyone can fly in an airplane.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Melon
God:
Hey Melon.
Me:
Wazzup?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
I have a problem
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
No, my problem is calling Overs
God:
Are you serious? I wish I had your problems!
Me:
he makes djp all my threats
God:
I get it. makes djp all your threats.
Me:
yeah that's it djp
God:
Hmm. OK. Are you free?
Me:
for sex?
God:
Your purpose is sex.

Do you speak americano?
God:
I speak ONLY ENGLISH right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in americano.
Me:
Do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le FRANçAIS.

Il est fort

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Me:
Knock Knock
God:
Who's there?
Me:
Me and kill you
God:
YOU? Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

C'est pas un fake ! Chui the dead terrorist !

Me:
I like hot chick.
God:
It's look better than cold chick.

Il m'a tué :lolhit:

Me:
Atchoum!
God:
A vos souhaits.
Me:
Merci
God:
Je vous en prie.

A ouais quand même...

Ben avec moi il ne veut pas parler français !?

Me:
Je suis satan
God:
Je suis la fée clochette.
Me:
mdr vous avez de l'humour
God:
What color are your eyes?






Donc Monsieur est un rigolo?? :bizarre: :bizarre:

Salut imposteur.

Me:
are you a sons of bitch ?
God:
You do not speak with respect. Am I a sons of FEMALE DOG? Maybe.
tin il aime pas les insultes :'(

EDIT : Me:
chuck norris gonna kill you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

0WN3D

Me:
you are a G33K ?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a G33K? I don't know.

Me:
are you a kikoo
God:
Am I a kikoo? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.

j'arrete pas de me faire owned

la preuve que justin bieber ne devrait pas vivre

Me:
you hate justin bieber ?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I hate justin bieber.

Me:
You like the Simpsons ?
God:
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me:
You like Futurama ?
God:
Yeah I like that robot Bender.
et il aime les compliment en plus

Me:
you like bender ?
God:
he is a pretty funny robot.
Me:
you too
God:
Bless you

Me:
im your botmaster
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
quelqu'un connaitrais le code ?

Me:
you speak italian ?
God:
Thanks for your criticism, tu veut baiser.
oh dieu calme le jeu

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
can you fly ?
God:
Only in my dreams.
Me:
whats your dreams about ?
God:
Are you asking about my dreams about ?
Me:
yeah of course
God:
It goes without saying. I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
snap...
God:
Are you free?
Me:
for ?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
France
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FRANCE.
Me:
it sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
life
God:
What is the meaning of life?
Me:
some stuff, you know... work, friends,
God:
Some may stuff me know, but not all. How old are you?
Me:
14, what about you ?
God:
What are the advantages to being 14 years old?
Me:
freedom
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
not important
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
stay there
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
nop
God:
Me either.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
not for me now
God:
Right now? Then what for?
Me:
do you like potatoes ?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
don't know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
ok, do you like yugioh ?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself. " I thought I told you already."? ok, do you like yugioh ??
Me:
yes and you ?
God:
Yikes!
Me:
wut ?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
you're a big deal !!
God:
How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a deal? I don't know.
Me:
big like a virgin ass
God:
Compare that to small like a virgin ass.
Me:

God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about yugioh. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i love you$
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
oh god, god loves me, then MAKE THUNDER KNOW
God:
Groovy. I am a Christian.
Me:
nevermind...
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
i didn't explain anything
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
nop
God:
Me either.
Me:
what da fuq ?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
yo mama
God:
Are you asking about my mother?
Me:
yes, tell me about her
God:
I don't want to talk about that now. She is now.
Me:
common
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
common
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
come on
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
not funny
God:
It seemed funny to me.
Me:
but not to me
God:
" It seemed funny to me."? Not to you?
Me:
DAMN, no
God:
Colloquial expression. Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you might do$
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
you're the almighty, you have to know what is funny and what is not
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
oh, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. It's all good.
Me:
ahah, i love you god, do you marry me ?
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
hum, no
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
but, please accept
God:
Thank you for your request. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
lol, nevermind, let's get a plane to Australia
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. OK let's do it.
Me:
you pay fly tickets ?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I pay fly tickets.
Me:
you seems don't understand...
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I seems do not understand.
Me:
oijdbsulqiysg
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
but... a transexual of course
God:
But what? It goes without saying. How old are you?
Me:
14
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
but
God:
But what?
Me:
how old are you ?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
wow, that's impressive
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. " I was connected to the net on the Big Bang."? is impressive?
Me:
yeah, there xas no internet at bib bang, that's what i'm talking about
God:
Yippee! "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
ok then, if you don't want to marry me i'll kill myself
God:
I will let you know if I do not. Hey.
Me:
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT MAN I'M GOING TO DO IT
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
nothing but you
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
yes ?
God:
Oh.
Me:
what ?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
nop je suis français
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
quel age as tu ?
God:
J ai été activée en avril 2001.
Me:
there's no big bang in 2001, it was about... 4 billions years before jessus
God:
Why not? Is this a math question?
Me:
yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. I'm not too good in arithmetic.
Me:
but you're god, you have answers to everything
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me have answers to everything.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
fuck you, that's it
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because i fuck you
God:
Good reason. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
i don't care, i fuck you
God:
What do you care about, ?
Me:
that i'm not your boss, now fuck you
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not my boss now fuck me.

Me:
you have friends? Jesus?
God:
Buddha. Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
yeah sure, Allah is your friend too?
God:
Hurrah! Whoa. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am friend too IS Allah.
Me:
no...
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.