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oddadjian
 0  #421
Je viens d'arriver
Inscrit: 23/08/2009 19:38
Post(s): 18
un peu plus loin

Stranger: stop being a dick and tell the truth
You: what truth?
You: the truth about what?
Stranger: the truth that youre a psycho bitch who has nothing better to do than talk to 11 year olds on the internet you fuck
You: okay, how old are u?
Stranger: 11 you fuck i also called the cops their going to be there in a half hour
You: oh thats great
You: i'm waiting

il est fort lui

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:02
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Kraiste
 0  #422
Je suis accro
Inscrit: 15/06/2006 18:27
Post(s): 1811
Citation :

oddadjian a écrit:
un peu plus loin

Stranger: stop being a dick and tell the truth
You: what truth?
You: the truth about what?
Stranger: the truth that youre a psycho bitch who has nothing better to do than talk to 11 year olds on the internet you fuck
You: okay, how old are u?
Stranger: 11 you fuck i also called the cops their going to be there in a half hour
You: oh thats great
You: i'm waiting

il est fort lui


Tu es les koreusiens qui sont allé sur le chat sont comme lui, tu va flipper a rester ici

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:15
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cachimane
 0  #423
Je viens d'arriver
Inscrit: 12/02/2008 20:02
Post(s): 55
Citation :

Orage a écrit:
Citation :

cachimane a écrit:
J'ai eu droit a ça..


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Merde c'est le mien... corrigé par mes soins, ça se voit en haut, pour prendre en compte le Stranger en gras 😃.



Tu ma foutue sa et disconnected :gratte:

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:21
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oddadjian
 0  #424
Je viens d'arriver
Inscrit: 23/08/2009 19:38
Post(s): 18
Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: Just trying out this site.
Stranger: What's your name?
You: florian and you?
Stranger: Dave.
Stranger: Where ya from?
You: france, u?
Stranger: LA, America, but I've toured through France a few times.
Stranger: Nice place.
You: where did you came in france?
Stranger: Paris.
Stranger: See, I'm a musician.
Stranger: I've toured all over the world.
Stranger: If you like heavy metal you might have heard of me.
You: maybe
You: wich band?
Stranger: Megadeth.
You: really?
Stranger: M'name's Dave Mustaine.
You: non, it must be a joke
Stranger: Yeah, I'm on the bus, actually.
You: lol
Stranger: No, seriously, no shit.
Stranger: My roadies were always using this site.
Stranger: I got nothing else to do.

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:22
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Genesis666
 0  #425
Je viens d'arriver
Inscrit: 09/05/2007 19:05
Post(s): 71
le mec à fond sur son trip :

Stranger: Do you know where Waldo is?
You: always under my desk
Stranger: Always?
You: always
Stranger: Why?
You: because he is afraid of you
Stranger: Ohh... No he's not! We're best friends!
Stranger: Right?
You: that's not what he told me
Stranger: What the fuck.
Stranger: WALDO!
Stranger: I miss him...
You: waldo : err i'm sorry but you know sometimes you... you are too violent when you're drunk
Stranger: I've been sober for THREE hours!
Stranger: C'mon!
Stranger: Don't do this to me!
You: waldo : I can't take it anymore ! beuhaahaa
You: he is crying
Stranger: Omg, me too.
Stranger: This is ridiculous
Stranger: I'm sorry, Waldo!
Stranger: Things are different now!
Stranger: I promise!
You: he accept to come back
You: but
Stranger: But?
You: you have to pay his plane ticket
Stranger: Well, where is he?
You: because here it's France
You: Paris
Stranger: Oh shit.
Stranger: Well...
Stranger: Maybe...
Stranger: I don't want him back! I'm too poor!
You: and you know with Air France crashes...
Stranger: God damn,.
Stranger: Waldo...
Stranger: Fuck you...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:27
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 0  #426
Fantôme
Citation :

cachimane a écrit:
Tu ma foutue sa et disconnected :gratte:


C'est mon genre. Sauf si on me sort le mot de passe.

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:28
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Daggerfall
 0  #427
Je m'installe
Inscrit: 25/08/2005 21:32
Post(s): 135
je pensais pas le dire mais j'ai testé 1h et c quand meme pas mal, faut savoir parler anglais par contre.
Pour l'instant je suis tomber sur un musulman turque (on a discuté de religion) et d'un prof à Londres (on a parlé de nos loisirs)
Le concept reste sympa quand tu as 1h à tuer

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:39
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Kraiste
 0  #428
Je suis accro
Inscrit: 15/06/2006 18:27
Post(s): 1811
Citation :

Daggerfall a écrit:
je pensais pas le dire mais j'ai testé 1h et c quand meme pas mal, faut savoir parler anglais par contre.
Pour l'instant je suis tomber sur un musulman turque (on a discuté de religion) et d'un prof à Londres (on a parlé de nos loisirs)
Le concept reste sympa quand tu as 1h à tuer


Ta de la chance, je tombe que sur des crétins, j'ai du croisé es koréusiens je pense

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:44
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 0  #429
Fantôme
Pendant 10 minutes pas moyen de parler je tombais toujours sur le même:


You: hi
Stranger: http://lockerz.200u.com
Stranger: http://lockerz.200u.com
Stranger: http://lockerz.200u.com
Stranger: http://lockerz.200u.com
Stranger: http://lockerz.200u.com
Stranger: http://lockerz.200u.com
Stranger: http://lockerz.200u.com

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:47
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 0  #430
Fantôme
non je toucherais pas à ta camionnette !!!

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:49
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CerealGuy
 0  #431
Je masterise !
Inscrit: 04/02/2008 10:56
Post(s): 2308
You: You have a penis are a uterus
You: ?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: a penis:D
Stranger: n u?
You: I have penuteris
You: its a mix
Stranger: wowww
Stranger: cool

Ils croivents tous les brésiliens.

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 01:49
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karelou
 0  #432
Je suis accro
Inscrit: 15/12/2004 18:13
Post(s): 1823
Stranger: in the jungle
Stranger: the mighty jungle
Stranger: the lion sleeps
Stranger: ttooooooonight
You: in the french version the lion is dead)
Stranger: you SICK MAN

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 02:52
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rockingchair
 0  #433
Je viens d'arriver
Inscrit: 23/08/2009 22:15
Post(s): 61
You: tu viens de koreus ?
Stranger: nn
You: ah jv alors ?
Stranger: ba nn
Stranger: reste
You: nen 😃
You: j-v le site jeuxvideo.com
You: ^^

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 03:22
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Iquite
 0  #434
Je m'installe
Inscrit: 04/05/2008 19:30
Post(s): 240
Citation :

oddadjian a écrit:
Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: Just trying out this site.
Stranger: What's your name?
You: florian and you?
Stranger: Dave.
Stranger: Where ya from?
You: france, u?
Stranger: LA, America, but I've toured through France a few times.
Stranger: Nice place.
You: where did you came in france?
Stranger: Paris.
Stranger: See, I'm a musician.
Stranger: I've toured all over the world.
Stranger: If you like heavy metal you might have heard of me.
You: maybe
You: wich band?
Stranger: Megadeth.
You: really?
Stranger: M'name's Dave Mustaine.
You: non, it must be a joke
Stranger: Yeah, I'm on the bus, actually.
You: lol
Stranger: No, seriously, no shit.
Stranger: My roadies were always using this site.
Stranger: I got nothing else to do.

OMG,se faire passer pour Dave Mustaine quand même:-o

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 06:22
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ArnoOo
 0  #435
Je suis accro
Inscrit: 22/12/2005 11:15
Post(s): 594
Stranger: Come on Hai Hai, we going to the beach.
You: ok I'm coming
Stranger: lal that's what she said.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 10:07
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 0  #436
Fantôme
Citation :

Iquite a écrit:
Citation :

oddadjian a écrit:
Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: Just trying out this site.
Stranger: What's your name?
You: florian and you?
Stranger: Dave.
Stranger: Where ya from?
You: france, u?
Stranger: LA, America, but I've toured through France a few times.
Stranger: Nice place.
You: where did you came in france?
Stranger: Paris.
Stranger: See, I'm a musician.
Stranger: I've toured all over the world.
Stranger: If you like heavy metal you might have heard of me.
You: maybe
You: wich band?
Stranger: Megadeth.
You: really?
Stranger: M'name's Dave Mustaine.
You: non, it must be a joke
Stranger: Yeah, I'm on the bus, actually.
You: lol
Stranger: No, seriously, no shit.
Stranger: My roadies were always using this site.
Stranger: I got nothing else to do.

OMG,se faire passer pour Dave Mustaine quand même :-o


Et si c'était lui ??? :bizarre: :lol:

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 11:04
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sovietique
 0  #437
Je m'installe
Inscrit: 11/06/2006 12:09
Post(s): 466
Stranger: Abra used Teleport !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Lui il m'a bien fait rire. Depuis, quand j'ai des contacts "bizarres", je fais ça.

😃

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 11:12
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sovietique
 0  #438
Je m'installe
Inscrit: 11/06/2006 12:09
Post(s): 466
Et désolé du double-post.


Stranger: i love you
You: hi
You: I'm borat
You: and I love you too
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Owned. 😃

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 11:19
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-Cyr-
 0  #439
Je masterise !
Inscrit: 04/04/2009 17:23
Post(s): 4808
Karma: 203
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: r u happy with ur life?
You: yeah
Stranger: r u really happy, or just hiding
You: im really happy
Stranger: do u hav any regrets?
You: never
Stranger: so if i waz 2 say that subconciously ur a dignosed mental retard, u would be surprised?
You: yes
Stranger: let me tell u something, u r the perfect candidate 4 mynew internet scam
You: no
Stranger: its called Xndo
You: i don't like this name
Stranger: and i can help u achieve ur life goals
You: of courseeee
Stranger: just send a sum of 10000 to 50000000 US dollars
Stranger: to this adress:
You: ^^
You: im not your buddy
Stranger: 34 Nergilon st, Somalia
You: lol
Stranger: trust me
Stranger: im Russian
You: even on omegle, there is spamming !
Stranger: no
Stranger: no my frend, not spam
Stranger: Xndo
Stranger: its perfectly safe
Stranger: just gimme da money
Stranger: and ur dreams will be acomplished

Même sur omegle ya du spam !

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 11:35
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phil_denfe
 0  #440
Je masterise !
Inscrit: 26/03/2006 03:39
Post(s): 2438
arrêtez de déclarer la guerre aux noélistes du 15-18 de JV, ils nous ont envoyé yattaa pour pourrir le forum ! zavez vu où ça vous a mené ? bientôt le serveur de koreus va avoir une attaque par dos...

Contribution le : 25/08/2009 12:51
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