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Je viens d'arriver
 
Inscrit: 12/09/2009 12:32
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J'ai eu une discutions assez sympa avec un mec (je ne sais pas qui il est, d'où il vient, etc x) ) qui est partie d'une connerie (genre le mec qui s'endort sur son clavier).
Connerie que j'ai répétée en majuscule avec un point d'interrogation et un point d'exclamation derrière. Et de là est partie un délire sur une attaque d'alien armés d'hello kitty que seuls les zombies japonais pouvaient contrer (le tout en majuscule). Je regrette d'avoir dû arrêter parce que j'allais manger, c'était vraiment fun:p
Contribution le : 13/09/2009 10:54
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| Kraiste | 0 #782 |
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Je suis accro
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Tu peux faire la meme chose avec le telephone: - C'est qui? - Vous d'abord, c'est vous qui appelez - Pas du tout, c'est vous qui venez de m'appeller - Vous vous foutez de ma gueule, mon téléphone a sonné, c'est vous qui avez téléphoné - C'est une blague, c'est mon téléphone qui a sonnné, c'est donc vous qui avez téléphoné
Contribution le : 13/09/2009 11:09
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Je suis accro
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Pas vraiment, dans mon cas, aucun des deux ne se rend compte de la supercherie, le seul truc qui peut mettre sur la voie c'est un temps de réaction de l'interlocuteur un peu plus long et un "Stranger is writting" qui va pas marcher.
EDIT : Testé, ça marche très bien, y a juste les perverts qui s'impatiente à cause des réponses un poil plus longues mais bon....
Contribution le : 13/09/2009 11:12
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J'adore Omegle, je rencontre des très jolies filles
 
Contribution le : 13/09/2009 17:15
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Je m'installe
 
Inscrit: 23/08/2009 19:20
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hmmm assez irréaliste comme discussion ^^
Stranger: You again? You: Hello Stranger: Hi! You: Who are you ? You: you tell again Stranger: I'm a stranger Stranger: and i life in strangerland Stranger: you know were that is? Stranger: it's nearly youworld You: XD You: yes Stranger: It's very beautiful there! You: i know Stranger: A nice and wonderful place to live. You: and is so bad here ^^ Stranger: Awh, poor you. You: where im live Stranger: were do you live then? You: France Stranger: Hmm, you like baguettes? You: yes ^^ Stranger: I like them too! Stranger: most of all, if i use them to hit my cats with it. Stranger: that's very funny, and then the cat is meow'ing all the time Stranger: And after that i give him food. You: AHHAHAH Stranger: You like cats? You: Yes You: ^^ Stranger: Grey cats? You: i have one in my house Stranger: ok, nice You: black cats are the best You: ^^ Stranger: you ever ate a cat? Stranger: for dinner Stranger: or lunch Stranger: or just for a snack You: no Stranger: Hmm, me neither. You: i dont want to try this Stranger: I always eat dogs Stranger: not? Stranger: you should! You: i dont eat dogs too ^^ Stranger: Not/ Stranger: ? You: not Stranger: In strangerland it's very normal! You: i know Stranger: Well, i have to go my friend! Stranger: watch out for white cats, they bite very much and hard! O-O Stranger: Goodbye!
Contribution le : 14/09/2009 21:55
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Je masterise !
 
Inscrit: 26/03/2006 03:39
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je faisais ça dans un jeu d'échecs en ligne, mais avec un bot de jeu d'échecs. je joue comme l'adversaire sur le plateau électronique avec la difficulté la plus haute, et le gars se prend des coups énormes. les échecs j'aime bien mais c'est soulant quand je tombe sur plus fort que moi
Contribution le : 14/09/2009 22:19
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl? You: hi You: im 16 im french You: and you ? Stranger: m/f You: m Stranger: 16 f finland Stranger: are you a virgin? You: yes why ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi Stranger: nice to meet u You: hi You: me too Stranger: yeah Stranger: from? You: france and you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Désolé, j'ai un anglais de merde ^^
Contribution le : 15/09/2009 16:46
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Je suis accro
Inscrit: 15/12/2004 20:53
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!!! J'ai gagné la palme !!!
Genre je suis partis dans le trip... mais j'imaginais pas ! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello, where are you from ? Stranger: are you a dragon?  You: Yes ! Do you know me ? Stranger: no.. wait, does that mean you eat people? You: I do, but I'm trying to stop You: you know, with your coffee... when you have to wait for someone... You: those little things are just perfect Stranger: well i have a feeling im going to be dragon food:o You: but it's a bat habbit You: I... really... want to stop You: and you look so pretty You: I'd whish I could just leave you You: but... Stranger: wait! promise you'll swallow me whole You: mmm, trust me this is not a good idea. If I did, you would suffer by the acid in my stomach. You: the best thing is that I eat your head first (it's the part I prefer, personnaly) Stranger: thats fine with me... you can chew me a bit just dont bite me into pieces You: and this makes you not suffer You: may I just cut one or two slides as a present for my girlfriend ? Stranger: ya well at least ill get to know what its like to become food for a dragon... if you chew me into pieces ill just die Stranger: i guess... You: thank you. really You: well, my friend You: I guess that the moment has come You: please close your eyes You: I can't stand eating humains looking at me with their tinny eyes Stranger: *closes his eyes* You: *runs away, crying to death* I can't make it..... I'm sooooo saaaaaaad Stranger: i dont mind if you eat me Stranger: who knows i might enjoy it You: why do you want to get killed ? Stranger: as long as your happy You: but we don't even know each other. why do my happiness comes first before your own ? Stranger: because dragons are cool:p and i wouldnt want you to starve You: nah, it's fine. I can eat cows You: just give me 1 or 2 cows per day and I'm fine Stranger: hehe well you should taste me.... i think ull find im a lot better You: well I know ! humans are so much better than any other meal You: but only them can distract me Stranger: lol just relax Stranger: lick me if it helps  You: hoa are you a pervert human ? Stranger: nah You: lol just joking You: if you had seen your face xD Stranger: hehe Stranger: i kinda wanna know what it feels like though to be a snack for a dragon You: well I'd say... "terrifying" You: but that's my own interpretation Stranger: lol... you must not get many humans that volunteer to be on your menu xD You: you're right. I'm a terrific persuader You: and I have to go now Stranger: nooooo Stranger: lol You: was nice talking to you, little human ^^ Stranger: please eat me You: *EATS THE LITTLE HUMAN* Stranger: i came. Stranger: thanks Stranger: aha You: lol Stranger: 1. voraphile A person who is stimulated by fantasies of being devoured (usually swallowed) alive by another creature, Stranger: thats why i volunteeres Stranger: volunteered You: whoa Stranger: lol Stranger: just a fetish You: ok now I have to ask: asl ? Stranger: 17/m/canada You: and... you're f*cking serious ?? Stranger: yea.. Stranger: had the fetish since i was born lolz Stranger: many other ppl with the fetish too... trust me ALOT You: well... just give me 2 minutes please Stranger: kk .. You: http://www.koreus.com/modules/newbb/topic43896-780.html#forumpost905885 Stranger: aha lol? You: a very big french forum Stranger: lolol Stranger: hope ppl enjoy this convo Stranger: aha XD You: well... check it tomorrow you'll see the answers ^^ You: any message you want to give ? Stranger: i dont speak french tho lololol You: I can translate a message if you want Stranger: lol Stranger: i pretty much said everything in thet convo xD Stranger: all i can think of Stranger: would be Stranger: eat me Stranger: lol You: okay .. Stranger: dam this convo was hotttt Stranger: if you ate me in more details Stranger: id be cumming buckets lol You: (refresh the page) Stranger: roflcopter Stranger: wait are you going to digest me?  You: Ho yeah Stranger: ah.. well it was worth it anyways You: okay dude. gotta go now Stranger: lolol Stranger: cya You: *hope not* You: Stranger: eat me You: bye little human Stranger: hehe bye You: *flies away* (les .. indiquent quand j'ai copié/collé la discussion ici)
Contribution le : 28/09/2009 18:00
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Je suis accro
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xD enorme la discussion ! J'adore tes répliques ! Je connaissais pas voraphile xD
Contribution le : 28/09/2009 18:58
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Je suis accro
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J'en est eu un assez gore =O
You: Hi Stranger: testicular cancer Stranger: like? Stranger: no like? Stranger: i say if it gets you 5 wins at the tour de france, im game! You: I like cookie. Stranger: mmmm cookie Stranger: how about both You: http://uppix.net/6/7/f/2733d6f0af93ae665640d61afd193.jpg Stranger: AT THE SAME TIME You: Cooookieee *_* Stranger: mmmmm Stranger: http://www.hipusa.com/webmd/images/health_and_medical_reference/cancer/understanding_testicular_cancer_basics_testicles.jpg Stranger: testicual cancer *_* Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmm You: Delicious too ! Stranger: oh yes Stranger: ... Stranger: so... You: From ? Stranger: jerusalem You: Jesus here ! Stranger: no, amir You: Oh shit  Stranger: yeah You: I love Jesus:o Stranger: you fucked up Stranger: you fucked up good Stranger: i love bombs You: Jusus was a Hippi Stranger: amir was a terrorist Stranger: thats what the bastards will say about me You: Terrorist ? You: Achmed here ! Stranger: 7 Stranger: 42 You: 42 *_* Stranger: 12 Stranger: 61 Stranger: guess how many bodies i have in my basement? Stranger: *HINT* Stranger: its one of the numbers above You: 7 ? You: Un per day You: obe* You: one** Stranger: close, i have 12 Stranger: no wait Stranger: dad came home Stranger: i have 13 You: Why have u many bodies in your basement ? Stranger: because my whole family is a gang of middle eastern serial killers..? Stranger: we dont need you anymore Stranger: be afraid Stranger: be very afraid You: You will eat the bodies ?
Contribution le : 28/09/2009 19:39
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Stranger: hello
You: hello You: are you a cat ? Stranger: what? Stranger: im a tiger You: wowhoho ! You: impressive You: oki, Orange or white tiger ? Stranger: u female? You: no sorry, have no sex ... i'm a angel Stranger: clean chat Stranger: u female? You: no sorry, i'm a big truck conductor You: with all material Stranger: okey Stranger: nice chat there
Contribution le : 28/09/2009 19:51
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Je masterise !
Inscrit: 13/09/2008 12:15
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Contribution le : 07/11/2009 01:39
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Je viens d'arriver
Inscrit: 29/01/2010 14:59
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génial ce site, je viens de tomber sur la version française c encore mieux
http://www.skomeet.fr/ ya moins de malade lol
Contribution le : 29/01/2010 15:00
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Bon, je up le topic pour vous dire que Omegle a maintenant aussi une fonction qui permet d'utiliser la webcam
Contribution le : 14/03/2010 23:21
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La loi c'est moi
 
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Trop tard, y'a chatroulette maintenant
Contribution le : 14/03/2010 23:24
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Oui justement, c'est pour ça que je remontais le topic, pour voir ce que vous pensez de ça.... et comparer pourquoi pas:p
Contribution le : 14/03/2010 23:36
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Je m'installe
Inscrit: 06/03/2009 11:43
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J'ai voulu tester par curiosité ...
==> Stranger: horny guy (26 m) looking for younger horny girl..... ==> Stranger : horny F? want cam2cam? ill cum for u! add me: hornyboy1994@live.com or skype: hornyboy169 J'ai laissé l'adresse mail si jamais quelqu'un est interessé
Contribution le : 22/02/2011 21:49
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Contribution le : 27/03/2011 15:39
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