Omegle : Parler avec des étrangers

Stranger: An
Stranger: hero
Stranger: is
Stranger: you
You: an hero?
Stranger: ...
You: did you take grammar?
Stranger: Yes I did
Stranger: I find grammal unremarkable correct when I want to
You: obviously
You: ^^
Stranger: shit
you have disconnected

Purée... Y a une Anglaise qui m'a traité de frog eater... et quand je lui ai dit que j'atais belge, elle m'a laché "Brussels Sprout"... Gonflée celle là !

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: you love fish stiks?
Stranger: no
Stranger: wait
You: ?
Stranger: yes i love fish sticks
Stranger: i loove them in my mouth
You: fuck...

merde... un connaisseur de south park...

You: I'm Elvis Presley, i'm looking for Michael Jackson, are you ?
Stranger: how did you know?!
You: MICHAEL !
Stranger: ELVIS
You: Nice to meet
You: you
Stranger: where have you been?
You: in south africa
You: just a palace with 6000 square
Stranger: dude, when am i invited?
You: i couldn't invite you before
You: if i send a letter with "Elvis Presley" writed, you are sure that they found me
You: but sorry, bro
You: let's go rock'n'roll
Stranger: nah, its all good, i understand
Stranger: hell yeah
You: i send an invitation no
You: where are you ?
You: now*
Stranger: man, look, im sorry to ruin our friendship but if i told you, they would come find me. and that wouldnt be good
You: erf
You: we have to think about a safe place
You: i'm going to call James Bond, he is a friend
You: he'll know how organize that
Stranger: ok, you get him to do that.
Stranger: maybe he'll teach us some of his super awesome moves
You: ya
You: and you too
You: WAHOO !
Stranger: WHOO!!
Stranger: this is gonna be awesome
You: could you learn me the moonwalk ?
Stranger: of course!
You: my children will be impressed
You: i've got 17 children
You: with marilyn monroe
Stranger: wow, your my new hero
Stranger: what are their names?
You: Bob, Elvis Junior, Charles, Ethan, Lucas, Jacob, Noah, John & Gabriel for my boys
You: Lily, Marilyn Junior, Grace, Charlotte, Elizabeth, Madison, Sofie & Paige for my grils
You: girls*
You: And you ?
You: Have you child ?
Stranger: i've got 2
Stranger: but you know, i cant really remember their names
You: With 11yo girl ?
Stranger: im not even sure
Stranger: where's james bond at? you get to him yet?
You: nop
You: it sounds busy
You: oh fuck
You: marilyn calls me
You: i have to go
Stranger: good luck with her
You: another time
You: thanks
Stranger: we shall meet in our safe place soon
You: ya
You: bye
You have disconnected.

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on me l'a fait aussi

allez la c'est moi qui joue au boulet

Stranger: Hey
You: hoy !
Stranger: Cuanto cuesta?
You: cuestado dorator digo das la casa dores
Stranger:

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Stranger: hey im a 19 year old male looking for a femal with a webcam
You: ok if you want
You: do you have a big dick ?
Stranger: yeah
You: me too
Stranger: hah rad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hi I am 27 male from spain.....Looking for a female with msn and webcam...
You: it's cool
You: have you a big cock?
Stranger: yes
You: me too, nice :
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


edit :
mede ça a d'jà été fait...

Stranger: hows it going
Stranger: col
You: not too bad
Stranger: good to hear
Stranger: who are you
You: and you ?
Stranger: all gravey baby
You: I'm Stranger, can't you read ?
You: ^^
Stranger: oh thats you
You: Yeah that's me
Stranger: sup
You: nothing much. Watching a game, having a Bud... wussup with you ?
Stranger: wasssssssssssssssssssssssssssup
Stranger: not much too
You: wussuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
You:
Stranger: waaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssspppppppppppppppppppppp uuuuuuuuuuppppppp
You: Wasssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
You: Yo, pick up the pone
Stranger: hello
You: phone*
You: wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Stranger: oh wassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuuuuup
Stranger: hey dude get on the line
You: yo ?
Stranger: wassssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuu[
Stranger: p
You: wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
Stranger: well this could go on for years haha
You: yeah !
You: so wassup then ?
Stranger: not much, just listenin to some tunes
Stranger: yourself?
You: Oh, I'm waiting for my grilfriend to come home
You: She shouldn't be long ^^
Stranger: good to hear
Your conversational partner has disconnected

J'adore quand les gens prennent part aux délires xD

Moi je vous venge un peu les français (jsuis suisse) en balançant que si la personne vient des US ben elle est grosse

You: Ola
Stranger: QUE COÑO...
You: huh
Stranger: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY INTERNET, SPANISH SIR
You: i am not spanish
Stranger: i am
You: fuck you
Stranger: PROBLEM?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

oO je suis tombé sur un mec qui me disait que les fat blonde étaient les filles les plus belles mais qu'elles puaient... donc il voulait devenir gay... pourquoi pas...

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si les messages arrivent vite, c'est pas un fake, ou alors il a tout préparé et copie/colle

il suffit de créer un bot qui se connecte sur omegle, t'envoie les messages, choppe les réponses, et quand il a ce qu'il veut (ton pseudo et la confirmation que toi tu n'es pas un bot) il t'admet dans une sorte de room virtuelle avec les autres, il ne fait que transférer les messages des autres, tu envoies "banane", il rajoute ton pseudo devant et le transmet à tous les autres.

pas mal comme idée mais bon, faut avoir la chance de tomber dessus et c'est 1563206 fois moins fonctionnel qu'un chat normal.

You: HI
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: FROM CAPSLOCK LAND
You: YOU ?
Stranger: fromwithoutspacebarland

Sympa celui la Orage

Stranger: 安不懂英文
You: I'm not Japanese or Chinese
Stranger: 我也看不懂英文
You: Ok je vois, on se fout de ma gueule...
Stranger : 英文看
You: Salou Oumar, c'est Rocco ça va ?
Stranger: 安安阿我也
You: Putain moi ça va à donnf ! L'autre jour, j'étais en croisière pas loin d'Italie.
Stranger: 我也不懂英文 英文懂不
You: Et puis tu sais, tou me connais, j'étais en train de tchatcher avec demoiselles et puis soudainement.
You : Il y a une qui crie : "Venez vite venez vite, il y a un poisson énorme".
Stranger : 安不懂英文 阿我也
You: Alors moi j'accours et tout. Et là putain, on voit un poisson qui était énorme.
You : Qu'est-ce c'était ?
Stranger: 不我也也看不 ?
Stranger: 懂我也文...
You : MA BITE !
You : C'était ma bite qui nageait avec les douphins Oumar, sompeteuse, sompetueuse ma bitaa...
You have disconnected.


Bon d'accord c'était un rameau d'olivier qui m'était tendu mais comment ne pas en profiter ?

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey bro
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...

ou sinon voici un pur délire :

Stranger: hi:)
You: hi
Stranger: whats ur name
You: Stranger
You: you?
Stranger: omajgad we got the same name:O
You: shit for real?
Stranger: yeah:O
Stranger: dont tell me ur looking for big immortal mooshrom pie to?!:O
You: yeah
You: incredible
Stranger: ur kidding me:O
Stranger: we must be soulmates or something:O
You: yeah
You: don't tell me you live on planet earth??
Stranger: i do:O
You: OMAGAD
Stranger: in a country called sweden kingdoom of immortal mushroom:O
You: YEA!!
You: are you me?
Stranger: do u live in sweden kingdoom of immortal mushroom to?!:O
You: yeah
Stranger: omajgad
Stranger: in immortal town of mariestad?:O
You: in immortal town of malmo
Stranger: omajgad i lived in pietown örkelljunga before:O this is just sick:O
You: sickness
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: u got anny tip of where i can find this immortal mushroom pie?:O
You: first you need immortal mushrooms
Stranger: i heard that they are in la la land:O
You: yeah in a far land called pluto
Stranger: yeah and u get there by take tons of ecstacy right?:O
You: thats right bro
You: mixed with cocaine
Stranger: yeah right
You: and 1/4 weed
You: is very important
Stranger: oh ok didnt know that:O
Stranger: my friend tried to come there some days ago but the fucking cops came and now he is in jail for 6 mounths-.-
You: get him out
Stranger: is there anny sneaky way there?
You: like in gta
Stranger: well i had tried to do the code for the panser wagon but it dosent work:O
You: oh
You: did you tried the code for the tank?
Stranger: yeah nothing works:O
You: incredible
You: anti gta cheat jails
Stranger: it dosnt work:O
You: maybe you should try zelda cheat
You: get a trainer
Stranger: twighlight princess or the old ones?
You: ocarina of time
You: is the best for hacking jails
Stranger: oh it must be that:O
Stranger: the best game ever must be the best cheats to i guess:O
You: true
Stranger: will try that tmrw:o
You: np bro
Stranger: just gotta find a mage to make me a portal to kumla:O
You: i know one
You: hes called barack obama
Stranger: u kidding me?:O
You: no
Stranger: i always thought he was a paladin
Stranger: what a fuck is this a nigger mage?! that dosnt work:O
You: yes it does
Stranger: are u sure?:O
Stranger: i will call him right away:O
You: yeah
You: do so
Stranger: wanna follow me? to find the immortal mushroom pie?
Stranger: well i guess not!:o
Stranger: I TELL U IF I FIND THE GOD DAMN PIE IN LALALAND!:o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

En train de chattez avec un membre d'Omegle qui ne doit pas savoir qui je suis ...

Et merde .

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Tu rates quelquechose... un délire avec de la weed et des champi .